Composed By: Lincoln
QUESTIONS:
1. What did one flag say to the other?
A. _________________________________________________
2. What is the capital in Washington?
A. _________________________________________________
3. What would you say if everyone in the country sneezed at once?
A. _________________________________________________
4. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. _________________________________________________
5. Do they have a 4th of July in Australia?
A. _________________________________________________
6. What did King George think of the American Colonists?
A. _________________________________________________
7. Why can’t a women living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?
A. _________________________________________________
8. Why aren’t there any knock-knock jokes about the U.S.A.?
A. _________________________________________________
9. What’s a snowman called on the 4th of July?
A. _________________________________________________
10. Why couldn’t George Washington fall asleep?
A. _________________________________________________
11. How are fireworks like Rice Krispies?
A. _________________________________________________
12. When is the only time that the colors Red, White, and Blue don’t represent freedom?
A. _________________________________________________
ANSWERS:
1. What did one flag say to the other?
A. Nothing, It just waved.
2. What is the capital in Washington?
A. W.
3. What would you say if everyone in the country sneezed at once?
A. God Bless America.
4. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the Bottom.
5. Do they have a 4th of July in Australia?
A. Yes, It’s right after the 3rd.
6. What did King George think of the American Colonists?
A. He thought they were revolting?
7. Why can’t a women living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?
A. Beause she is still alive.
8. Why aren’t there any knock-knock jokes about the U.S.A.?
A. Because freedom rings.
9. What’s a snowman called on the 4th of July?
A. A puddle.
10. Why couldn’t George Washington fall asleep?
A. Because he couldn’t lie.
11. How are fireworks like Rice Krispies?
A. They both snap, crackle and pop.
12. When is the only time that the colors Red, White, and Blue don’t represent freedom?
A. When they are flashing behind you.
13. What did Polly the Parrot want for the 4th of July?
A. _________________________________________________
14. A plane crashed on the border of the U.S. and Canada, Where do they bury the survivors?
A. _________________________________________________
15. I am a rock group with 4 members, All dead, One assassinated. What am I?
A. _________________________________________________
16. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say on Independence Day?
A. _________________________________________________
17. What did the revolutionaries wear to the Boston Tea Party?
A. _________________________________________________
18. What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur with Fireworks?
A. _________________________________________________
19. What would be a good patriotic sport for the 4th of July?
A. _________________________________________________
20. What was England’s greatest gift to the world?
A. _________________________________________________
21. What was the best Dear John Letter ever written?
A. _________________________________________________
22. Abraham Lincoln had a drunken night out having fun, when he woke up the next morning, talking to friends, He asked what?
A. _________________________________________________
13. What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A. A fire-cracker.
14. A plane crashed on the border of the U.S. and Canada, Where do they bury the survivors?
A. Nowhere, Because the survivors are still alive.
15. I am a rock group with 4 members, All dead, One assassinated. What am I?
A. Mount Rushmore.
16. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say on Independence Day?
A. May the forth be with you.
17. What did the revolutionaries wear to the Boston Tea Party?
A. Tea-Shirts.
18. What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur with Fireworks?
A.Dino-Mite.
19. What would be a good patriotic sport for the 4th of July?
A. Flag Football.
20. What was England’s greatest gift to the world?
A. America.
21. What was the best Dear John Letter ever written?
A. The Declaration of Independence.
22. Abraham Lincoln had a drunken night out having fun, when he woke up the next morning, talking to friends, He asked what?
A. I freed the who?
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